My name's McKelvy, it's weird.

freakishly-unique:

wtf is going on with the phandom lately i mean have y’all been drugged or something because crying over a building is not normal
and all these “dan-and-phils-new-flat” blogs i mean why what is the point

Really. I don’t know if it’s me or not but lately the Phandom has confused me more and more. Guys just love Dan and Phil and don’t unnecessarily cry over their old flat. That’s real Creepston-like not in the good way in the Phil will make videos because he’s scared in a kind of funny but mostly horrified and we’ll all create a name for it and then you’ll be an inside joke way.
Don’t do that to yourselves and woah that sentence probably didn’t make much sense I’m sorry I’ve been working for hours kbye Phandom.

:3

I finally caved and read some Phan and Ianthony fics.

I think I’m addicted. As much as I don’t ship either, ifksnshdiis THEIR FAKE LOVE GIVES ME SO MANY LAWLZ. And sometimes feels.

I’m all like “Aweee this pairing is actually cute!” and then the writer gives one of them a boner and I rofl everywhere for 8 years.

This is why I’m single.