I finally caved and read some Phan and Ianthony fics.
I think I’m addicted. As much as I don’t ship either, ifksnshdiis THEIR FAKE LOVE GIVES ME SO MANY LAWLZ. And sometimes feels.
I’m all like “Aweee this pairing is actually cute!” and then the writer gives one of them a boner and I rofl everywhere for 8 years.
This is why I’m single.